Poker Tweets - Jeff Kimber

Please tell me it was in the script to sing that badly @RossBoatman 🤣

Zaha misses by a distance....or does it hit the post, I'm not quite sure. Does Alan Smith get paid for this?

In the interests of equaity...Alan Smith is just as bad as Karen Carney and can also jog on

What do we reckon next week? Fabian Schar OG and wishes he could Turn Back Time? Reece James gets left on his ars… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Hope there's no rail strike tomorrow, gotta get Karen Carney up to Anfield for the Monday Night Football. Turned… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

This #Ambulance programme always makes me part angry (at the under funding) and part extremeley grateful (for these… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

When the ball came out we were playing Tranmere, when he put the ball down it was Accrington Stanley. It's like t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Man United doing their best to spoil his legacy by being a joke team these days twitter.com/NUFC/status/15…

Jay Kay looks different with his hat off

Wish Newcastle had hosted the commonwealth games. Biggest deicsion would be what's top of the bill, @antanddec si… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

MOTD peaked in episode 1 twitter.com/fplbirdseyevie…

These are defo getting easier Poeltl 164 - 1/8 - 👤1 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Looking forward to the memes of Lingard passing that note to Colback for Forest. Commentator did a fair job tbh, "T… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Who came up with this? Can’t even remember which site I was trying to get to now, been getting this wrong for hour… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Just making some last minute changes to my #FPL team, even though experience tells me the players I take out now wi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Chelsea want to spend £60m on Cucurella and £80m on Fofana, like a pissed bloke stumbling round the pub with his wa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Not now China ffs

Pretty sure I lent u this on VHS about 25 years ago @TonyEvans92a Still can't get over the dancing, not sure who… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Do people really fly 10,000 miles from Fiji or whatever to Birmingham to finish 20 metres behind in the first round… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Hope Mrs Shouty is needed to commentate on women’s football every week