Poker Tweets - Barny Boatman
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Judging the Beatles through the prism of all that has come since and denying how brilliant and innovative they were… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Sorry. I have the same accountants as Donald Trump. I’ve been under audit for the past ten years so I can’t release… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Years before @TheHendonMob was ever dreamt of, @RossBoatman and I used to practice posing for the camera, just… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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I’ve been saying it for years, but next time I get a big result I’m gonna buy some new T-shirts. pic.twitter.com/4Qe6hXbqMc
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I had to abandon my appeal after a week, to get back on to @Twitter. Please let them know if you agree that my joke… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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This Wayne Lineker has thankfully not been on my radar until now. He looks like @GaryLineker went to a fancy dress… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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A couple of my oldest friends have written this. Proceeds go to the Royal College of Nursing so please give it a bo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Can we please have a poker feud between people I give a shit about, over something I can understand? #StalePopcorn
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Barny You know me Barney You think you know me Barn You trust me Barry/Bernie We’ve never met Barnyard School Bruv… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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‘A lot of people are saying’ a lot of things that absolutely no one was saying until Trump said that a lot of people were saying them.
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I plan to live so long that when I do begrudgingly bow out, none of you bastards will remember me. twitter.com/shaneschleger/…
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If you are one of those idiots who think that there is a moral equivalence between White Supremacists and Black Liv… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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New rule for Brexit fanatics: “You can’t keep telling us to ‘Get over it’ until the lying the bullshit and the fuckups are actually over.
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As always, if you want a thoughtful, nuanced and highly informative take on a divisive issue, you go to @kenanmalik twitter.com/kenanmalik/sta…
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Isn’t it about time the meat eaters fought back and made fake vegetables out of chicken and beef? twitter.com/pukkapies/stat…
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Hold on. How the fuck is anybody ‘not eligible’ for a Covid test? Which is it, are we ‘too relaxed’ or too paranoid? pic.twitter.com/eLxgdOsMYh
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What if I meet with five friends and there’s a box that may or may not have another living person inside? #SchrodingersSocialGathering
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I feel exactly the same way about the referendum result, but whaddya gonna do? A vote’s a vote and a deal’s a deal,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Well, if I can count parachuting as skydiving, and the Ferry from Portsmouth to Santander as a cruise, I get exactl… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Every time a new book comes out attacking Trump it must kill him to know he’ll never manage to read it.
