Poker Tweets - Barny Boatman

A bit of advice for anyone thinking of setting up a care agency. When someone calls to discuss the needs of a relat… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Is there a way to report these pricks and get their numbers blocked? pic.twitter.com/0tbATwWE3E

Been watching @bbclaurak doing her perplexed/incredulous/I’d-give-it-five-minutes-if-I-we’re-you faces in during he… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

As Republicans are now encouraging people to get the ‘#TrumpVaccine’, it might be a good moment to point out that d… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

When you kick off your tweet with ‘Unpopular opinion:’ is it because you’re smarter or more interesting than the re… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

The fanatically anti mask think they’re heroic freedom fighters for being thoughtless pricks in shops and trains. T… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

That’s easy… twitter.com/cardschat/stat… pic.twitter.com/TmeGlzPiI5

I hope it drops him off at the planet next door because there’s no one on Earth to sign for him. twitter.com/michaeljswalke…

If you don’t believe Covid really puts a strain on the NHS, then presumably you think they cancel all those treatme… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

No @IslingtonBC you are *not* “experiencing an unusually high number of calls.” You’ve been playing the same messag… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Is it still ‘Imposter Syndrome’ when the Prime Minister actually *is* an imposter?

When faced with a slack-jawed stare as he raked in a pot, Layne Flack would answer the unspoken “how could you call… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

I KNEW it! twitter.com/vizcomic/statu…

I’ve seen entire sets that were shorter than Kiko Veneno’s encores last night in Cartagena. The man’s five years o… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Really? The one victory the opposition has won over Johnson is persuading him *not* to fuck off and disappear for a week? 🙄

If I don’t call Boris Johnson a blustering, dithering, waffling half-wit now, when am I going to do it?

I mean, I am on my roof having a cold beer, but he’s probably right. I’m not exactly *out* out. pic.twitter.com/afUt8EMdaM

It may well be that a lot of online racial abuse comes from abroad, but all those idiots booing the knee weren’t th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

What’s the equivalent pejorative term to ‘woke’ or ‘wokie’ when yet another rightwing outrage merchant demands the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

‘Cancel Culture’ without the culture. pic.twitter.com/BLSfPHvxTb