Poker Tweets - Barny Boatman
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Watch @krissyb24poker being really impressive, and listen to some bloke from Hendon (?) being really impressed. I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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A couple of days before Christmas I always have this stressy dream that I haven’t got everyone’s presents. What mu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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In war history is told by the winners. In poker it’s told by the sponsors.
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Time to lump it in on the FTSE.
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I’m starting the campaign now for #Banksy to appear on the new fifty pound notes.
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Do your worst. (You usually do.) twitter.com/partypokerlive…
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I’ve noticed that the dictators Trump most admires and emulates have a habit of killing their critics on foreign so… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Would have been a lot cheaper just to tell him in a tweet that we all think he’s a cunt. pic.twitter.com/N44ahX5YAV
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Age is just a number, isn’t it. Yeah, and death is just a noun.
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I have a great innovation to solve this ‘problem’. Why not get everyone to put a proportion of the total ante into… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Please at least get players to keep chips on view once we get to the shot clock. So we don’t have to burn our time… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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One of them has a million in chips, one has two. Both have cards. How hard would it be to have a rule that hands st… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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You can use your time machine to kill baby Hitler if you want. Me I’m going back for the prick who told Marcel he could sing.
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Maybe if Trump ever goes up for an important job the feds will look into all the sex crime allegations against him too.
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Yeah, you might know more about GTO, range selection and optimal bet sizing than I do. But I’ve probably snogged your mum.
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At this point the only remaining argument for sticking with Brexit is The Pottery Barn Rule: You broke it, you own it. #WillOfThePeople
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A poker player’s ability to deceive their opponents is no more an indication of dishonesty than a striker’s talent… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Right. Well since I knock myself out of almost every tournament I play, I guess I’m favourite to win my own bounty.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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“Fuck off.” “O.K. Well if it’s all the same to you, I’ll fuck off in that direction.” “Fine, whatever. So long as y… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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The great thing about the beer and chocolate diet, which I’m currently championing, is that even if it turns out af… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
