Poker Tweets - Barny Boatman
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Congratulations to King Covfefe on his beautiful wall that has kept everyone out for so long we'd forgotten Nambia existed. #NambiaFirst
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Yes! Heard @daraokearney use this on @thechiprace like it was a real thing. I'm gonna need a new bucket list soon. twitter.com/barnyboatman/s…
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Which face will Boris use to open his iPhone X ? twitter.com/robdothutton/s…
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Well, exactly. And nobody ever gets pulled up for going as The Devil, who's also a bit of a git by all accounts. amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/…
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"And the dog ate my homework." twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…
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So I heard that Ted Cruz had a 'staffer' looking at the internet. #Boing
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The bloke who wrote your 'autobiography' thinks you're a dick. twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…
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And no. I'm absolutely NOT comparing Brexit with fascism in any way... With 'Allo 'Allo, maybe. twitter.com/barnyboatman/s…
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Hold on. I never moved my Piccalilli over for bleedin advocados... twitter.com/finah/status/9…
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Cameron did a deal, we rejected it in a referendum. Democracy. Now May's doing a deal. Let's have a referendum on that too. More democracy.
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Trump loves to brag that stocks are still rising as they did under Obama. But since he came in the dollar has tanke… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
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One in ten Brits have plans for a zombie apocalypse! That's nuts. What are the rest of you gonna do? pic.twitter.com/8kabZDqYQe
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Can everyone pack it in with the Brexit/divorce analogies. Marriages usually end with one party dying and the other getting everything.
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John Duthie twitter.com/samtrickett1/s…
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I've never really understood the term 'bragging rights'. I don't know many poker players who need permission to brag.
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I'm not going into McDonalds til they pay their staff a decent wage. And then I'm probably still not going in cos they're McShit. #McStrikeِ
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Spot on. This isn't about a 'Nanny State', it's about a bloodsucking, criminally negligent Pusher State. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…
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Which is your preferred twattish synonym for a tournament win ?
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Whenever a cop is caught on film doing something bad they use his long service as a defence. Maybe if there'd been… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
